Don't Bite Your Friends

My fourteen-month-old daughter was watching this horrifyingly horrifying kids show this weekend, Yo Gabba Gabba.  One of the lesson segments was: "Don't bite your friends." Complete with chant and everything:

Don't...Don't...Don't bite your friends!

Sage advice to be sure, but it seemed somehow incomplete, especially since the segment that followed wasn't, "or anyone else."

Enemies and strangers beware.

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