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A Lawyer Dies and Goes to Heaven Joke

October 28, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

A friend of mine from church emailed me this, and I just had to share:

A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. “This must be a mistake,” he says to St. Peter. “I’m too young to die. I’m only 50.”

St. Peter say raising and eyebrow, “Fifty? According to our calculations, you’re 82.”

“How’d you get that?” The Lawyer asked.

“We added up your billable hours.”

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  1. Jim Dempsey
    October 30, 2009 at 4:52 pm | #1

    That is a scream!

  2. November 2, 2009 at 11:30 am | #3

    That’s a good one! I’ll use that one soon.

    • November 2, 2009 at 2:32 pm | #4

      I’m glad you enjoyed. I hope other do also.

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