A friend of mine from church emailed me this, and I just had to share:
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. “This must be a mistake,” he says to St. Peter. “I’m too young to die. I’m only 50.”
St. Peter say raising and eyebrow, “Fifty? According to our calculations, you’re 82.”
“How’d you get that?” The Lawyer asked.
“We added up your billable hours.”
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#1 by Jim Dempsey on October 30, 2009 - 4:52 pm
That is a scream!
#2 by Peter on November 2, 2009 - 2:31 pm
Thanks, Jim
#3 by apprentice2jesus on November 2, 2009 - 11:30 am
That’s a good one! I’ll use that one soon.
#4 by Peter on November 2, 2009 - 2:32 pm
I’m glad you enjoyed. I hope other do also.