This was something of a shock (especially given the discussion I had with Polycarp):
Peter took the Which Modern Evangelist/Theologian are You? quiz and the result is John Piper.You are the Pastor of Bethlehem Baptist in Minneapolis. You are a brilliant thinker, writer and preacher. However, you also question wether John Calvin was enough of a Calvinist. You wield the sword of protection for any perceived threat to God’s sovereignty. Unfortunately, your idea of God’s sovereignty is pretty much limited to the idea of “Predestination” and not much else. No one can doubt where your heart stands, and you are deeply passionate about Christ. Unfortunately, you are often perceived as being narrow & rigid. It’s not fair, but you might do yourself a favor by not reminding people what degenerate, filthy robots we are. (Most of us already know that)
Well, there you have it. At least they got the “brilliant thinker, writer…” part right. And it’s a Facebook app so it must be right, right?
Here are a few others:
- Elshaddai Edwards
- Bitsy Griffin
- tc robinson
- and, brace yourself, Polycarp.








#1 by tc robinson on July 14, 2009 - 3:16 pm
Not sure how that happened!
#2 by petermlopez on July 14, 2009 - 3:27 pm
I’m not either, but it could have been worse I suppose.
#3 by tc robinson on July 14, 2009 - 3:30 pm
I suppose. My trackback isn’t working.
#4 by tc robinson on July 14, 2009 - 3:34 pm
So it decided to work.
#5 by petermlopez on July 14, 2009 - 3:40 pm
Sometimes it just takes a minute.
#6 by Scripture Zealot on July 14, 2009 - 3:50 pm
I came out as John Piper but at least there’s no surprise there.
Jeff
#7 by tc robinson on July 14, 2009 - 3:57 pm
Jeff, even RC Sproul would have still worked.
#8 by petermlopez on July 14, 2009 - 4:03 pm
I knew Jeff was a closet charismatic. I think it is our influence, tc. And perhaps Jeff’s influence that I came out John Piper.
#9 by Mark Penrith on July 14, 2009 - 4:11 pm
Hi there,
Not bad. You certainly could have done a lot worse. I know a guy who turned out to be Rob Be… oops
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#10 by petermlopez on July 14, 2009 - 4:13 pm
Ha! Too funny. I know of several such guys now.
#11 by brianfulthorp on July 15, 2009 - 1:58 pm
I am not too keen on Piper really. I saw some of his youtube videos the other day and there was one on retirement issues, and I swear he rambled but did really even say anything. Not my cup of tea.
#12 by petermlopez on July 15, 2009 - 2:48 pm
I was surprised. Considering the other possibilities, it’s not the one I would have expected either.